Time to part with Dirte Bob!
Look me up if u wanna rehome and tame this beastly junk. A lil history of Dirte Bob,
- was rescued by me in May 2007 from HDS
- once home, I consistently used & abuse her by not giving her shelter and left her in the cold, rain, dirt &
dust, and I refuse her any shower unless she up for her medical service appointments
- rode her like rough like a piece of wh#$e but she seems to enjoi it. The more I abuse her, the more her
character shines thru... cant understand why, puzzles me up to this day
- disfigured her along the way, stuck many plaster on her to hide many of her scars & bruises including a
forkboots. she has lost quite a bit of her original luster since... poor thang!
- in retaliation, she screams her lungs out throughout 49states, breathes thru Klogged & Nasty air, so she
is under a prescribed V&H management system
- chopped her arms off, now limbs look like those of Iron883
- I even got quite a few individuals who frowned upon my actions (obviously for wat I done to her) and
offer me to take her off my hands, yeah right, KEEP WALKING u opportunist!... that was then
- but as of now, living up to the reputation of a serial bike abuser, I'm ready to set her free and start to
hunt down another target...
All u out there who sympathized with Dirte, I might just let her go at SGD 18,000.00. But seriously, I'll bite your arms off should u try to trespass and waste my time without any warnings... look me up via my email to avoid amputated limbs... rockompfella@gmail.com or u can look me up on Facebook so I know how fugly all u kind hearted souls look like... U might even catch a glimpse of her pathetic plight via my FB photos...